Доротеа Ласки и Алекс Димитров са Астро Поетите – истински поети, които не спират да ни радвам с комично-астрологичните си съвети през своя Туитър акаунт. Така днес разбираме, че "Любовта е единствената сила, която може да трансформира враг в приятел" – мъдра мисъл от Мартин Лутър Кинг (който е Козирог, между другото). А сега не се страхувайте да научите любимите бюти продукти на всяка зодия през 2017-а от новите си любими астролози!
ОВЕН
Favorite Beauty Product of an Aries in 2017: Aged Whale Semen Conditioner
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
ТЕЛЕЦ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Taurus in 2017: Koala Placenta Cream Rinse
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
БЛИЗНАЦИ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Gemini in 2017: Glitter Enemas
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
РАК
Favorite Beauty Product of a Cancer in 2017: Rattlesnake and Pumpkin Cellular Eye Lift
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
ЛЪВ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Leo in 2017: Otter Oil Collagen Spray
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
ДЕВА
Favorite Beauty Product of a Virgo in 2017: Dirt From My Aunt's Backyard Body Spray
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
ВЕЗНИ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Libra in 2017: Chanel No. 5 and Eggplant Shea Butter Smoothing Spritz
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
СКОРПИОН
Favorite Beauty Product of a Scorpio in 2017: Collected Masturbation Juices of a Tiger Anti-Frizz Hair Salve
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
СТРЕЛЕЦ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Sagittarius in 2017: Squash and Orchid Pubic Hair Removal Cream
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
КОЗИРОГ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Capricorn in 2017: Tender Oak and Octopus Blood Back Brush
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
ВОДОЛЕЙ
Favorite Beauty Product of an Aquarius in 2017: Conceptual Cherry Body Butter
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
РИБИ
Favorite Beauty Product of a Pisces in 2017: 4000 Year Old Tears of Themselves in Another Life Dual Colon Cleanser and Personal Lubricant
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) January 3, 2017
